on biking to work:
dont wear tight jeans. especially the ones patched twice over. good thing bonuses are upon us. but regardless, you're gonna want to bring shorts.
pedestrians will go faster than you up that hill. know this up front. they are assholes.
flush is the new blush.
dont forget deodorant. sorry coworkers.
on swimming:
adult swim MAY be pick up spot. needs more investigation much to boyfriends dismay.
remember goggles.
and swim cap.
these two things, paired with swim suit make you resemble a penis. its ok. everyone else looks like penises too. its a pool full of dick.
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...and, no spitting
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