what IS it with people lately?

is spring time break up season or something? people are going crazy.

hits from the bong...

marsha, suzanne, deb

last night my mom and i were talking about facebook. she wants to be my friend. i said no. so then she goes on to tell me that she is friends with HER friend's 15 year old daughter who had recently posted a status update about being drunk. she was having a moral dilemma.
"i always thought she was a wise kid," she tells me.
"well mom, i made good-ish decisions all my life, but i still drank as a teenager."
*gasp*
"well," she says, "i really only worried about you using drugs and having unprotected sex. you arent having unprotected sex now are you?"
i offered up that i tried pot towards the end of high school but didnt develop a love affair with it until college.
"i like pot," she proclaims.
"i thought i was going to smoke with you in vegas, since suzanne [her pothead best friend] was coming," i admitted.
"oh, i got stoned with suzanne last week in miami."
*gasp*
"your dad doesnt know."

heh. deb.

last will and testament

seriously folks.
i have major heartburn.
and you know me.
you know im thinking this is the end.
if so, you can fight amongst yourselves for my wicked cd collection. theres some ace of base up in there.

WARNING: sugary sweet

im not sure if its the newness. im not sure if it felt like this in the beginning with the other people. i dont remember anything like this. im not sure what it is. but its right. and its easy and its comfortable. and i dont know what to do with it. and i know exactly what to do with it.

god, im giving MYSELF a cavity.