i think i might be lazy...

i have to pee right now, but i REALLY dont want to get up. im not even all that comfortable. just lazy.
i dont like getting my own drinks. i will sit here thirsty until someone comes into the room. and at that point they are already up, right?
guests are told to "feel at home" but really its just because i dont want to have to keep refilling their cups. its a bonus if they get mine while they are up.
if it wasnt unhygenic i would skip the tooth brushing part of my night. 2 minutes on a sonicare is just too long.
there are probably more things that prove my laziness, but lets face it... im too lazy to write them.

things that suck

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dead fish
dead mice
semi dry laundry
fat days
black things in my teeth during client meetings
holes in my pants
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5 day work weeks
7 day work weeks
american idol this season
right wingers that keep fucking with obama and then apologizing
quad pain
laundry
7 am
scuffed shoes
momoneymandy.blogspot.com
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mountain goats show being a MONTH away
bad bites of meat
dust bunnies
marcel
lint on hang-dry clothes
my second crush in life getting married
overpriced frozen strawberries
coworkers who demand a lot and do little
flying
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dry feet
chipped nail polish
squeaky axles
pillow styled hair
static electricity
puddles
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all seems to be right with the world

billy burned me a mountain goats cd a long time ago that i listen to religiously. but i still dont know which tracks are which... i know grendels mother is #4 though.
so tonight i started with that.
then i wanted to hear no children. boom. first try.
then i clicked #17. i have no idea what the song is called but its the "never going back to cincinnati" song. its exactly the song i was looking for and everything seems to be right with the world tonight.
(which instantly leads me to believe i'll die in my sleep because ive heard things always go perfectly before you die.)
but im going to bed happy...

what i did on my martin luther king's day weekend

it was an eventful uneventful weekend.
we didnt do a whole lot. thats us most of the time anyway. but this weekend a few things happened to spice up our laziness.
friday night we saw a mouse making a dart for our coat closet. we had seen said mouse (or one of its brethren) a month prior, just before christmas. my dad set traps in the laundry room (read the farthest room from the coat closet) but we didnt catch anything. surprise surprise. so we still had the traps, unused. apparently you can reuse them, but you find me the person with the balls big enough to release the corpse and reset it. i can tell you that peson does not live in our household.
we set the trap when we saw the little bugger run into the closet. then we shoved a towel under the door so it couldnt run back out. we checked the trap on saturday to find the little guy had eaten the peanut butter with a feather touch. we set another trap. and once again he ate it without triggering certain death. then he snuck out past the towel barricade. im all for little creatures living in harmony with us, but i was warned of hantavirus and mass colonies of rodents. i was still pulling for this little guy until he started fucking with us. so we researched how to set the traps... and learned we were putting the food in the wrong place- well, not wrong, just not secure. within the hour we had caught one. by the next morning jason was throwing out another corpse. (he did not do this without complaint or girly shrills however).
the landlord sent over a maintanance guy to caulk our mouse hole (hott). i think we're ok now.
whew.
in the midst of all of that we found our 80 year old neighbor on the sidewalk at the bottom of his cement steps. he had been taking his recycling out 30 minutes prior and slipped. we helped him up and tried to call an ambulance for his bleeding hand and lack of balance but he was very adamant that we didn't. we picked up the recycling to find it weighed at least 60 lbs. hell, id fall too. jason helped him back in the house and we contemplated the value of his house versus our cumulative time taking out his recycling. i kid i kid.... kind of. he has a lady that checks on him everyday, so we let her know (in a very round-about way) that he had fallen. and i think we'll take his recycling out from now on.
we watched lady in the water. it was eh. i was into it because i liked the fairytale aspect of it and i have always wanted to be little and live in a fishtank. a pool is kind of the same thing. but it was cheesy, and not scary at all. not even jumpy parts. but we watched in hd, and that was awesome. its worth renting, but not worth late fees. return it on time kids.
we also joined the mages guild and have considered taking on a quest to cure vampirism but dont know if we should invest the time.

because i dont have anything worthwhile to blog about...

30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Wednesday, but before that... maybe New years?

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Putting on my makeup, watching my girl Diane Sawyer on GMA and reading my celebrity gossip sites.

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Reading friends blogs, myspace stalking a few people and figuring out how many points are in a bowl of chili.

4. Are you any good at math?
yes i am. i wanted to be a math teacher. or an orthodontist.

6. Do you have any famous ancestors?
miles standish is my 18th great uncle.
and my crazy grandma is conviced we are related to the queen. she also thinks she was pregnant with her neighbors baby, but we'll let that one slide.

7. Are you mad at anyone right now?
president bush, anyone who "accidentally" referred to barak obama as osama in hopes of slandering his name, and your mom.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
i know the first verse.
second verse same as the first but a little bit louder and a little bit worse.
thats not it. i just felt inspired.

9. Last thing recieved in mail?
my dental bill and val-pak!

10. How many different drinks have you had today?
i had a glass of water. i thought about hot cider. then i had another glass of water. coffee sounds good. but im currently on my thirsd glass of water.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
not always. sometimes i like to phone stalk too.

13. Any plans for tonight?
happy hour and then a quiet night tending to a sick domestic partner.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
no. i draw your moms name.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
i really cant stand having impreassions made. its not exactly painful but having all that goo in your mouth...
>>>insert "goo in mouth" comments here<<<

:(

fuckin buckeyes

parrot fever

that's what my coworker has been diagnosed with.
essentially the bird flu. but its a different strain- not the "gonna kill everyone on the planet" kind. its mixed with chlamydia. yep. the clap. my coworker has the bird clap.
part of me still thinks he's faking it- im a skeptic and he doesnt have the worlds best work ethic. we know our kind.
and apparently he must have some sort of parrot fetish. *shudder* *blush*

"..."

where does the punctuation go?!?!

...and i said "ok."
OR
...and i said "ok".

?

i cant remember. is it ALWAYS inside the quotation marks? even if the sentence isnt entirely the quote?

lego + star wars = heaven

buy
this
game.

or just come over and play it.

happy 2007

welp. here we are. somehow 2007 isnt as exciting to me. it has nothing to do with what the new year has to offer. its just the numbers really. somehow 2006 is a much more exciting number than 2007. im looking forward to 2008 as well. something sexy about that 8. and its not just the evens. i mean, i liked 1999. but maybe i have the artist formerly known as prince to thank for that.
anyway. 2007. what should we do this year? last year my resolution was to run a marathon. check. so maybe ill take this year off. we'll see.
we rang it in right though. thanks to you kids that toasted the akward fireworks with us.
hope the hangovers aren't as bad as they should have probably been.