i have to pee right now, but i REALLY dont want to get up. im not even all that comfortable. just lazy.
i dont like getting my own drinks. i will sit here thirsty until someone comes into the room. and at that point they are already up, right?
guests are told to "feel at home" but really its just because i dont want to have to keep refilling their cups. its a bonus if they get mine while they are up.
if it wasnt unhygenic i would skip the tooth brushing part of my night. 2 minutes on a sonicare is just too long.
there are probably more things that prove my laziness, but lets face it... im too lazy to write them.
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This made me chuckle.
Its a sonicare!! YOU JUST STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT DOES ALL THE WORK!
Just like your mom
By the way, do you actually know the toothpaste for dinner guy?
He's in columbus, he and his girl both make me laugh hysterically!
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