this blog is a little belated. and once again, about beth.
actually, about bills mom (seriously though) ...and her immediate family ...and their fondness for red wine ...and sexually explicit jokes at the expense of the mom to be.
we were late to the shower in bremerton. on the hour plus ride over i got the dossiers on the characters i was about to meet.
bills mom (dossier)... nice lady. very "how things should be." i was told it would be unfathomable if i humped her like i do billy.
bills mom (in person)... drunk. VERY drunk. in a very short skirt giving everyone a chance to glance up it. still a very nice lady. just a very nice drunk lady with purple teeth. i probably could have gotten away with humping her.
bills aunt (dossier)... bills favorite aunt. also nice.
bills aunt (in person)... also very drunk. i think i DID hump her.
you get the gist.
and according to michelle- bills cousin- exactly like she was described in the dossier and probably the most sober one- beth should not use the vibrating baby bouncer for herself. it does not work so well.
it was the best baby shower ever. EVER.
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All this talk of humping Bills mom is making me miss the old days... ah, remembering the days.
You're lucky you met her drunk, my mom that is. Seriously. She can make you question why life is even worth it.
You wanna hook up and hump?
i cant believe that.
she is CLEARLY where you get your carefree drunken ways billy.
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